WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for May 03, 2022

I find your lack of enthusiasm disturbing.

The imperial tax payers has deep pockets.

I believe that his life insurance policy has just expired.

Relax, you will make up the difference by selling life insurance to the rebel alliance. Its not like the storm troupers are going to actually hit any of them.

Oh, and another thing is that you probably dont want to insure the Starfleet Enterprise. They go thru a few of those too.

Maybe we could just rent a Death Star.

It’s always the accountants behind the Evil Empire…

I bet they won’t finance building another Swamp Castle either

I wonder why they didn’t save this one for tomorrow, which is Star Wars Day (May the Fourth Be With You).

But this one is going to be different. I’m not going to call it a Death Star, It will be dubbed: California

exhales quickly out of nose

Third time’s a charm? :)

Death Star, reality star: what’s the difference?

Even though Darth Vader was the one in charge, he wasn’t the one who commissioned the Death Star.

I guarantee that the Dark Side will be with us for sure this time…..

Who is he, Elon Musk?

And that first Death Star…you mean YOUR KID blew it up???

I hear some ominous heavy breathing and then a chocking sound.