WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for September 12, 2023

Certainly the usual Apple markup in play

And to answer the person in the crowed. Security!

It listens….

“Isn’t tha just a normal houseplant?”

Looks abnormal to me.

But it requires a “special” pot that you can only buy from Apple.

Feed me , Seymour!

The Apple logo costs $1,195.00

Behold the iFern.

Good timing. Isn’t Apple having a reveal today?

How do you like them Apples?

So, what’s your point. We’ll sell it with the Apple logo on the pot and that makes it exclusive.

Absolutely Brilliant, and absolutely true, Apple will sell any silly idea, such as a cell phone called “i”…

Timed for Apple announcement day!

And someone will buy it.

“no, it also sings and eats inconvenient people. Security will hustle you up here for a demonstration.”

Ahhh, but it has the Apple logo on the pot. Totally worth it.

Nope…green octopus

Put a power cord on it and a bluetooth interface. Tell people they can order gardening supplies by talking to it. :)

Gatorade now coming out with “Gatorade Water”. It’s water with a bit of sodium in it (table salt?)

As P. T. Barnum said …

People will still pay it.

Nah – it’s Hank the septopus.

iPlant 1. Next week iPlant 2 comes out, $400 more. And it doesn’t take regular water, you have to purchase iWater.