WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for November 13, 2023

Now you can harvest your dandelions most efficiently!

Over compensating for something?

It’s a guy thing.

He has already won. All YOU are doing is giving him a medal for it.

He just bought a Bugatti. Now what will you do?

- You have no use for it cutting grass!

- On the contrary, dear Gertrude! We will grow grass seeds, so the “field” will only be cut once a year!

He bought a lemon. Back to the drawing board guys, that looks combinish but the pick-up at the front is useless.

The attention to shadows is impressive.

And this is why you will always be broke.

I live on 5 acres in the country and got tired of mowing it all and since there isn’t any laws out here about mowing I just get a neighbor to bale it twice a year and give him the hay for doing it.

Yeah, but you missed the south one sixteenth of our quarter acre lot…

You need a hay baler. That lets the grass grow tall enough to lose a trailer in your backyard.

He has managed to cultivate a deep sense of jealousy.