WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for May 22, 2024

The start of rumors that toothpaste can cause shooting pains

These gals should be locked in the stocks for invading some man’s bathroom.

The person who invented toothpaste is probably rolling in his grave knowing that toothpaste now contains little bits of plastic. What a stupid idea! The world is awash in plastic that will never break down.

The first toothpaste was actually tooth powder, and didn’t have surfactants or foaming agents in it.

Bang, bang, shoot, shoot.

Yeah, that’s the way it was in the South, shoot first to protect yourself, then figure out what you’re protecting yourself from. And you know it’s a southern thing…had the hygiene products been developed elsewhere, they would be called tOOthpaste and tOOthbrushes!

A forgotten fact, the original toothpaste came in a lead container/ tube back in the 1890 and was sold that way till well into the 1950’s 60’S?. I recall using bits of old toothpaste tubes as lead weights for fishing.

Crazy butt women on the loose.

He doesn’t have rabies, it’s just coincidental.

See today’s Ripley, Believe it or not.

They had to wipe the suds off before leaving a saloon, too.

The original toothpastes did NOT foam.