Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock for April 16, 2021

It’s not the boots, but the high heels!

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK

I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I skip and jump

I like to press wild flowers

I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars

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He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps

He likes to press wild flowers

He puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars

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I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK

I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I wear high heels

Suspendies and a bra

I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear Papa

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He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?

Suspendies and a bra?

Waffles ready to hit the the logs with his might axe! I think Paul Bunions legacy is a bunch of bull but who knows! If only he can grasp the golden ring and cash it in! Ah, magnifique!

Lumbering around in ill fitting boots will do that.

Logger Yaffle. He’ll get the job done, might take awhile lol

Yaffle will finish up. ( This reminds me of Gomer’s pyle. Tom’s cruise. Ok, i’ll quit.)

I never knew that Paul spoke French………“Paul Bunyan is a giant lumberjack and folk hero in American and Canadian folklore. His exploits revolve around the tall tales of his superhuman labors, and he is customarily accompanied by Babe the Blue Ox. The character originated in the oral tradition of North American loggers, and was later popularized by freelance writer William B. Laughead”.

Babe seems anxious.

You should see Paul stomp grapes…

OK – now who hit the Sheldon Souray attic nerve of Elk Point, Manitoba?

Je suis frois,,,, Je suis mauvais….. Je suis bon nuit poisson…

I know Paul Bunion’s are real! I’ve hiked around the Finger Lakes.

Looks like Yaffle is trying to avoid the mating season this year. Very drab attire.

G R O A N — LOLOL

Yaffle wants to axe a you a few questions.