Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for March 07, 2022

I’ll be sixty-six then and I still haven’t found my mate.

You are not alone.

I’d be 101…

and yet they’d still be “looking for love in all the wrong places.”

2050? Good lord. I just wanna meet my fate online. Maybe Amazon will sell a kit by then.

I think he meant, “How do they mate?”

Assuming that the earth is still here…