Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for July 08, 2023

His bill is still going to be high

He should eat the menu. I hope it’s not laminated.

And no second date.

And another loser bites the dust.

Toss him like a salad Jan.

I heard " Quesadilla, no cheese."

¡Ay, Chihuahua!

No, Vegan!!

Ugh…why don’t you just catch a cab Jan.

The hardest thing about being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

OY!

I have a good friend who is Vegan, and he’s never mentioned it when we go out. Another one is insufferable.

Another waisted evening Jan.

So that’s the eight-ounce ribeye, medium rare, for the lady and a bowl of unwashed raw carrots for the gentleman.

Looks like another loser Jan.

I’m not. I’ll have the Caesar salad, the petite filet mignon with a baked potato, fried mushrooms and green beans, and death by chocolate for dessert.

I eat food. I like food. I prepare and cook food I like to eat. Just like everyone else. I do not pretend that my choices make me better or even different than anyone else. How’s that cardboard tasting, would you like me to get you a tablespoon of dirt to put on it?

If you are not than why bother……..

Last time I checked, croutons and bread are wheat based not meat based, so unless he is sensitive to wheat, being vegan wouldn’t eliminate those items from his plate. And as a vegan, why the heck did he even mention the fish special since he wasn’t going to have any of it anyway?

Check please!

People like to tease me that I’m vegetarian since I started to eat ‘raw’ food, ground up nuts and seeds over chopped veggies, I can’t stand leafy veg, to reduce menopausal inflammation. I still long for tomatoes in my meals, like salsa on eggs, tomatoes are an inflammatory food. It really helped! I’m hoping I can eat ‘normally’ when I’m done with the whole thing. Nachos!

Time to run away. Not for the vegan part, but for all the others.

Why go to a restaurant to have water and lettuce?

Have it all on the side, for her to enjoy.

No, you’re an idiot!

He’ll have a plate of maple leaves; no clorophyll..

Oh, a sprig of twig on the side…