Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for May 03, 2024

No need to sugar coat it.

Ugh…I couldn’t bear to smell that brewing. To sweet!

I only like plain coffee. Nothing in it — no milk, no sugar.

Sounds like something my wife would drink if it comes in a pod.

That junk is only for people who don’t like the taste of coffee. I like my Dad’s take on the beverage: “Make mine black, hot, and strong enough to float a horseshoe.”

It’s ok to rip the bag open in the store?

It’s sweet enough already.

An early arrival decided to surprise us all and put flavored coffee in the large urn in the teacher’s lounge. He survived with only a few bruises and life long animosity from the rest of the staff. Seriously, it was mentioned at his retirement party 15 years later.

That’s not coffee.

The only coffee that should crunch in your mouth is chocolate covered coffee beans.

Now in Geritol and Milk of Magnesia flavors!

The combination of flavors is bad enough. But my larger concern is just what are they putting in there to give the coffee its “crunch.”