Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for December 20, 2011

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    bluskies  almost 13 years ago

    Too darned real to be funny. “Let me just transfer you to another department…(click. Silence. More silence. click. Dial tone.)”

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    bbadenov  almost 13 years ago

    And then when you do get a human being, they are typically in India on some phone bank and have no ability to help you with your LOCAL problem.

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    momazilla  almost 13 years ago

    Or “we will return your call within 48 hours”. a week later still haven’t heard from them. Yeah right!

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    Old Salt  almost 13 years ago

    Where I worked HR had a phone tree with something like 48 choices. I think it ended up taking you to one of two people.

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    Gigantor  almost 13 years ago

    Maybe we wouldn’t mess up if you didn’t have ten levels of phone menus that take us twelve minutes to hear all the options and we’re supposed to keep paying attention all the way through. Sometimes I get so frustrated I just keep hitting 0 for Operator. And worse, sometimes the websites are not much better with multiple screens you have to navigate, sometimes in a circular path.

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    Jnite  almost 13 years ago

    I hate it when you get so far into the phone tree, then at one point, none of the options match what you are actually calling for. So you take a guess and end up in the wrong area. Fortunately, the person I end up talking to simply sends me to the right department, but couldn’t they just have someone do that to begin with?

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    fgmudd40  almost 13 years ago

    Peggy fix-3 weeks.

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    tirnaaisling  almost 13 years ago

    You have 5 numbers to choose from all claiming to be different departments, you try the one that is most applicable and spend 20 minutes searching the menu before giving up. You try the other numbers only to find the menus are the same.

    You then try one last time pick the I wish to pay my bill option and then ask to be transferred manually.

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    runar  almost 13 years ago

    This would be a lot better then “[Deedle deedle deedle] I’m sorry, I didn’t understand you. You told me to go to hell. Please say ‘Customer service’, ‘Technical support’, ‘Take all my money’ or ‘Continue wasting my time’.”

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    Butch70  almost 13 years ago

    Ziggy! Hang up and they will get the message. I hate doing by the numbers too.

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    bluskies  almost 13 years ago

    That brings up another sore point with me- airtime charges when someone calls YOU on a cell phone. Why should you be charged for airtime on a call you didn’t initiate? Makes no sense.

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    massha  almost 13 years ago

    gosh just went through this TODAY. the clever bastards also made it so that every time you hit a 0, instead of a human, it sends you back into the very first menu!!!!!!!

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    trekkermint  almost 13 years ago

    grunting sometimes works to get me to a human

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    Jnite  almost 13 years ago

    Phone minutes will become a big issue eventually with this considering how many people use cell phones. A lot of people don’t even own a landline anymore.

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