Here it is Ziggy! You have to pay the first $15,000 deductable and $350.00 monthly dues. And we don’t cover when you have an accident while having fun or any other incident involving movement. Oh one more thing, if you can read the fine print this means you are screwed!!
Reminds me of a Daffy Duck/Porky Pig cartoon: Daffy sold Porky an insurance policy that covered a black eye for $1m… if if occurred between 11:55 and noon on July 4 as a result of being run over by a herd of elephants and a baby horse (or something like that).
Some of the words were too long? Which ones? I can try to use shorter ones. We can start with simple things like “there is no such thing as a free lunch” and work up…
revisages almost 13 years ago
it’s always the safest bet
thirdguy almost 13 years ago
I tell ya, I’m all right now, but you should have seen me yesterday!
Foghorn Leghorn almost 13 years ago
Ah yes, the old Insurance loop hole, Poor Ziggy didn’t read the Very Fine Print.
DrMoses almost 13 years ago
Here it is Ziggy! You have to pay the first $15,000 deductable and $350.00 monthly dues. And we don’t cover when you have an accident while having fun or any other incident involving movement. Oh one more thing, if you can read the fine print this means you are screwed!!
frrykid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Reminds me of a Daffy Duck/Porky Pig cartoon: Daffy sold Porky an insurance policy that covered a black eye for $1m… if if occurred between 11:55 and noon on July 4 as a result of being run over by a herd of elephants and a baby horse (or something like that).
NE1956 almost 13 years ago
Take your best shot. Then I get mine.
TerryFlowers almost 13 years ago
If we had a national single-payer healthcare financing plan such as H.R. 676 we would not have to worry about adding insult to injury.
TerryFlowers almost 13 years ago
Yes, we need to support H.R. 676 which is an IMPROVED and EXPANDED Medicare for All.
Pygar almost 13 years ago
But then where would the socialized medicine countries send all their difficult and urgent cases to?
Koolfunkygrrl almost 13 years ago
Oh no! What happend to Ziggy? Hope he’s going to be ok :)
Pygar almost 13 years ago
Some of the words were too long? Which ones? I can try to use shorter ones. We can start with simple things like “there is no such thing as a free lunch” and work up…