Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for June 18, 2020

I would pass on that one if i were you Ziggy.

If Ziggy is desperate, he might ask if he can post bail to advance her parole. The other option is to make an appointment at the conjugal visit.

I’ve heard that parolees are great the first night but not so good after that.

since when was Ziggy ever imprisoned which makes him a perfect match of finding a girlfriend?

So much for that dating service!

I mean . . . it could be just a financial crime.

If that’s my ex, then get outta town, Zig. Go now.

It made me curious— and Google shows a lot of prison dating services.

Today my mind has been boggled.

A woman is writing to a inmate.

Woman- “What are you in for?”

Inmate – “I killed my wife”

Woman – “So you are single?”

Uh oh. Run, Ziggy. RUN!

And you don’t won’t to know what she’s in for. They don’t call the black widow for nothing.

“The night that I fell in love with a roller derby queen – round and round, oh round and round” (Roller Derby Queen – Jim Croce)