Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for July 31, 2020

But what if you don’t know how to use a self-checkout, lady?

“I’d feel more comfortable being rung up by a human being. If you can’t handle that then you don’t deserve my business!”

LOL! Might want to read that book before you get in line, Ziggy!

Man goes into a bookstore and asks the clerk, “Where is the Self-Help section?”

Clerk replies, “Wouldn’t that be defeating the purpose?”

I think any consumer who is forced to use self-checkout should get at least a 10% discount in recompense for the work.

Ok.

Here. I’ll let you do the other part of your job and put this back on the shelf.

If you have to order the book online, might as well get it online. I love that feature!