Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for March 23, 2021

riiiiiiiight

Wouldn’t buy anything from this guy!!!

Earth is like a giant treadmill! You don’t want to tire your car out by going in the opposite direction!

You would also get more mileage per gallon if you are driving on the flat prairie as opposed to if you are driving up the side of Mount Everest.

You will spend less per month on gas if you never turn that key…

Car dealers have been known to speak with a forked tongue.

I remember someone made their car into the likeness of a lemon and blocked the driveway to the car dealership they bought from

Celestial mechanics, an important part of driving.

Will that work? Where are the Mythbusters to test that??? Will driving against the rotation of earth cost more fuel?

You can get better gas mileage if you take your foot off the gas when you see a light turn red. Most drivers keep driving 60 mph and slam on the brakes at the last second before a light. Huge gas waster.

Less MPG, now that’s an intriguing thought1