Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 24, 2024

That confession is inadmissible — it was given under duress!

(Ask your husband!)

People like me record kids getting in trouble. That’s the new proof.

Rosalyn is smart!

I would have fun handing down his sentence!!!

What did she do—hold a gun to Calvin’s head??

At least he didn’t lock her out of the house this time.

She dictated to me on what to write.

Here is another statement that Calvin’s bedtime has risen to 8.00 pm. When Rosalyn first appeared, his bedtime was 6.00 pm and it later became 7.30 pm. In this late Rosalyn arc, it has risen to 8.00 pm. All this shows that Calvin is gradually aging during the Rosalyn story arcs just as when he refers to the camping trips as being in separate years.

The signature was a nice touch too……..

Politically, I’m with team Rosalyn… and TEAM JACOB!! Werewolves rule, Vampires Drool! (And yes, my wife dragged me to every one of them friggin movies. SMDH)

Is there a gag order involved?

Calvin should take this all the way to Diana Ross and the Supremes Court!

Calvin’s nose should have grown.

And on top of that, I’m pretty sure Calvin got his Stupendous Man costume taken away once again

What is it about Rosalyn that brings out the worst to Calvin?

So the lies are in his handwriting with his spelling errors. H-m-m-m-m wonder how she did that.

My dad had a work event one evening, so my mother hired a baby sitter to watch my little bother and myself. We were allowed to watch tv until about 8:30 p.m. after which it was bath time and then bedtime by 9:00. My bother decided he wasn’t going to do what our parents and the baby sitter had told us to do.

When she (a high school aged girl) told him to get into bed, he squirted her several times in the face with a squirt gun, then the chase was on about the house. She caught him and put him into bed after relieving him of the squirt gun.

When my parents got home, I could hear her telling my dad about the bother’s escapades. Where upon he marched into the bother’s room, pulled him out of bed and paddled him right in front of the baby sitter. An event well deserved in everyone’s option except the recipient of the paddling.

She did baby sit us again, which was sort of surprising to me.

Rosalyn has powers that we’ve never dreamed of.

Now Rosalyn could just record the whole incident on her phone

Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne or Clark Kent never had to write a confession

Calvin’s mom and dad should believe Calvin is capable of just about anything he is accused of.

I don’t deny that Calvin’s behavior is way out of line but Rosalyn was also incredibly irresponsible these last few strips. It seems pretty clear that Calvin should not be left with her.

That is not a full confession. It is only one page. A full confession would be several pages.

Just remember to never admit guilt or sign a confession without first consulting your lawyer. In this case, Calvin’s attorney is a stuffed tiger and all he wants to do is sleep!

Calvin’s dad is already angry, because Calvin’s prior antics have caused an exorbitant babysitting fee.

Some might be dumb enough to claim that making Calvin sign a confession was “abuse”.

Clearly, Calvin has never of the term “Projection”.

I’d really like to see how Rosalyn got Calvin to confess

Now we just need Calvin’s nose to have grown really long in the last panel!

Calvin is going make is destined to be lawyer or politician. He is a pathological liar.

Where have I heard Calvin’s explanation before?

literally her: I swear I cannot do this anymore I’m freakin’ out I’M FREAKIN OUT WITH THIS LITTLE…!

if I was the mom, I would personally believe it, after all she does threaten to kill Calvin

They need to withhold Calvin’s allowance to cover for what they paid out to Rosalyn. That’ll learn him.

Confessions of a six year old does not count,.I guess, though I have no clues of laws.