Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 06, 2024

That’s a line Janis did not want to cross.

Not touching that!

Oh no you didn’t!

She has her foot in her mouth again

I wonder if Janis needs any money?

Be thankful for who you have, Janis…..

Whenever you’re tempted to insult your partners intelligence or taste, keep in mind who they chose for a partner.

Spouses who live in glass houses……

She should have chosen the bear.

A sign you’ve been married a long long time.

Remind me again, who’s dragging their feet?

My friend has a bidet and says it’s a game changer

One word can make SUCH a difference!

Whenever I complain about how stupid people are, my H reminds me that “if everyone were as smart as you, then you would just be average.” I could live with that.

No, you didn’t, Janis.

After 20 years in the same condo, we moved into a house. It felt like home to me the very first night and I never looked back. 20 years on a tiny balcony and now I have a screened in patio, a patio and a back yard. I understand people can have a hard time with change. Only one place feels like home to them. Decisions like this cannot be undone. Someone else will own your home and you can’t go back. Now, that’s not to say my situation has been ideal. We bought the house and listed our condo the same week the interest rates went up twice and the local housing market collapsed. It was also a week and a half before my company downsized and I lost my job. I mentioned this before and I’m still, over 6 months later, job hunting. We did get the condo sold a few weeks ago. Far less than we had expected to get. Really can’t blame Arlo for his reluctance/hesitation. “Ah, when to the heart of manWas it ever less than a treasonTo go with the drift of thingsTo yield with a grace to reasonAnd bow and accept the endOf a love or a season?” from Reluctance by Robert Frost

it isn’t easy being married for a long time…..so funny

Why do they need to visit the kids for a long time? A week should be long enough and they can house hunt in that time if they want.

All in all, making sure we’re civil to each other is the way to go.

daughter-in-law/mother-in-law vs. Arlo. Let the games begin! <];0)

I’ve lost track. Is there a specific purpose for this trip?

Revenge of the Sixth!

He’s a fool for you.

What is really bad is when you have been together so long that you catch your partner telling a story about something which happened to them long ago – but it was something which happened to you!

This has happened to me several times – he thinks something that happened to me decades ago happened to him.