I heard of an experiment where they took two atomic clocks, which were perfectly synchronized. They put one in a jet that flew a few times around the earth, while the other was kept on the ground. When the jet landed, the clocks weren’t synchronized any more, and they said that that proved that high speeds slow time down. What I don’t understand is why nobody seems to have thought about the possibility that, rather than affecting time, the speed affected the clock.
I’d hate to have him explain the Uncle Thomas Court even though he’s a lawyer. At the time of the original cartoon, it was the Nixon-Burger Court or just after Burger-brains left.
I read an Einstein’s primer on the issue and do not think I could explain it any better to a child.
During the time when I was reading it, my sister brought over her two babies for me to watch while she went shopping. She came back to me reading the book out loud and exclaimed “they cannot understand that”. I said “at their age (a few months) they cannot understand Dr Seuss so I might as well read what I want. All they care about is hearing the sound of a human voice.”
The statement “theory of relativity only works if you’re going west” is so extravagantly packed with stupidity that it must have been concocted by someone who actually understands and is taunting the less educated.
Dad used to do that when I asked but he usually had a smile that gave him away. My next question was ‘really?’ at which point he switched directions and offered another version, equally non-applicable. Was a time I looked forward to and back on with pleasure.
I am in the middle of an Einstein biography and the man himself explained it fairly understandably with a thought experiment. A kid on a moving train is bouncing a ball. To everyone on the train the ball looks like it hits the floor and bounces straight back into the kids hand. But if one could see through the train walls and watch while standing on the embankment next to the train tracks the bouncing ball would be moving sideways and in a v/w pattern. So for the people on the train the time it takes to bounce that ball is longer (time slows down more the faster you go.) than if they were standing still. Now if the train was travelling West, it would be doubly so because time is a distant relative and there is a lot of catching up to do especially if they live in Peoria.
Notice that Calvin did, in fact, ask his mother first, and got an answer. He apparently assumed that her answer was wrong, and went looking for Dad. Why did he ask her in the first place?
While Calvin’s dad is ingenious at subtly punishing his wife for giving birth to Calvin, he also builds obstacles to there ever being even the possibility of another pregnancy.
I love how some will admit, “I’m not an expert in this field” and then continue on with what they think are the facts. Hairy sticles!
Here’s a simple version of the time and gravity connection. Take a rubberband and draw equal segments on it equating to seconds, minutes, whatever. Now let the band represents time and if one stretches it—representing an outside effect on time, time changes.
If I were you, Calvin, I wouldn’t say a thing to Mom about what Dad said……….unless you want to witness a ‘knock down, drag out’ fight between them and Dad coming out the ‘worst for wear’ ! ! !
When my wife and I flew back from Japan, we left Tokyo at 5:30 Friday afternoon. We landed in San Diego at 7:30 Friday morning. Yes, we actually landed BEFORE we took off. They say you can’t be in two places at the same time, but at 5:45 Friday afternoon we had just left Tokyo and at 5:45 Friday afternoon we were approaching Dallas.
BE THIS GUY 23 days ago
“Your Dad said what?”
codycab 23 days ago
Another way is to stop looking at the clock and do something else.
Blu Bunny 23 days ago
Go west, young man.
Blu Bunny 23 days ago
Make sure she does not have a knife in hand at the time.
snsurone76 23 days ago
You’re a real devil, Dad!!
SHIVA 23 days ago
Looks like the babysitting debacle has suddenly been forgotten!!!
C 23 days ago
A few cookies short of a full jar
Erramontxu 23 days ago
He is certainly Calvin dad. Brave, stupid but brave
TheSkulker 23 days ago
Calvin’s father is just as creative as is Calvin – just in a different sort of way.
Mediatech 23 days ago
I thought the theory of relativity explains why family reunions seem to last forever.
Imagine 23 days ago
Guess who’s sleeping on the sofa tonight.
orinoco womble 23 days ago
Dad doesn’t realise than in a few years (fewer than he thinks) Calvin won’t believe a word he says about anything.
admiree2 23 days ago
“Tell your dad that Mom says that he is going to have a lot of time for himself for at least the next month.”
enigmamz 23 days ago
Go far enough north or south and you don’t need to fly to change time zones.
DaveG1960 23 days ago
That’s a relatively simple explanation……
luca.debus creator 23 days ago
Certainly better at thinking they know what they’re talking about when they have no idea what they’re talking about, I’ll give men that
cracker65 23 days ago
Calvin’s dad is a putz.
markkahler52 23 days ago
Nearly right….
Captain Colorado 23 days ago
This from a man that once told Calvin that he wasn’t actually born into the family but was purchased from K-Mart.
scote1379 Premium Member 23 days ago
Likes to Juggle sticks of Dynamite on a hot day this one !
MichaelAxelFleming 23 days ago
How do you go west in outer space?
Calvinist1966 23 days ago
After one of Dad’s imaginative answers to one of Calvin’s questions, Mom shouted, “Honey, if you don’t know, just tell Calvin that!”
Purple People Eater 23 days ago
I heard of an experiment where they took two atomic clocks, which were perfectly synchronized. They put one in a jet that flew a few times around the earth, while the other was kept on the ground. When the jet landed, the clocks weren’t synchronized any more, and they said that that proved that high speeds slow time down. What I don’t understand is why nobody seems to have thought about the possibility that, rather than affecting time, the speed affected the clock.
VegaAlopex 23 days ago
I’d hate to have him explain the Uncle Thomas Court even though he’s a lawyer. At the time of the original cartoon, it was the Nixon-Burger Court or just after Burger-brains left.
minty_Joe 23 days ago
Calvin, you’re over-thinking things again.
Did you have too much to dream last night?
(Thank you, Electric Prunes.)
French Persons Premium Member 23 days ago
What a flithead… and I’m not talking about Calvin this time.
Jayalexander 23 days ago
Simple, mansplaining is in our genes. The watch pocket.
Link from Twilight Princess 23 days ago
This is kind of L-tier reasoning right here. And I love it.
gantech 23 days ago
Portrait of a dad who likes to live dangerously.
dsatvoinde Premium Member 23 days ago
The explanation of the theory of relativity depends on which relative you ask.
tremaine53 23 days ago
I love this dad.
Doug Taylor Premium Member 23 days ago
Dad’s just coitusing with you Calvin.
[Traveler] Premium Member 23 days ago
Anyone who doesn’t believe in time travel has never crossed the international date line going in either direction.
Kilrwat Premium Member 23 days ago
That’s it. No more s_x for you!
SmallMeadow 23 days ago
I know which zone dad is in. The twilight zone.
Just-me 23 days ago
Now I just know someone will read this strip and put Calvin’s dad’s explanation down on a physics test…
chuckcork1 23 days ago
Before we moved to Sri Lanka (spent 5 years there) I told my kids they would have to take the Elephant bus to school, because of the Tigers.
[We did actually once have a parade of elephants past our apartment building one year, during Vesak]
Gina Carson 23 days ago
Mansplaining. Doesn’t have to be right, just has to sound right.
rshive 23 days ago
And while Calvin is at it, he can say something else that Mom won’t believe.
g04922 23 days ago
An insight into where Calvin gets is ‘creativity’…
DM2860 23 days ago
I read an Einstein’s primer on the issue and do not think I could explain it any better to a child.
During the time when I was reading it, my sister brought over her two babies for me to watch while she went shopping. She came back to me reading the book out loud and exclaimed “they cannot understand that”. I said “at their age (a few months) they cannot understand Dr Seuss so I might as well read what I want. All they care about is hearing the sound of a human voice.”
mountainclimber 23 days ago
The statement “theory of relativity only works if you’re going west” is so extravagantly packed with stupidity that it must have been concocted by someone who actually understands and is taunting the less educated.
sandpiper 23 days ago
Dad used to do that when I asked but he usually had a smile that gave him away. My next question was ‘really?’ at which point he switched directions and offered another version, equally non-applicable. Was a time I looked forward to and back on with pleasure.
GoldLions Premium Member 23 days ago
I often wonder why this amazing comic strip wasn’t made into an animated feature.
ladykat 23 days ago
Yes, Calvin, do go tell your mother that!
royq27 23 days ago
Good old Dad must have a death wish.
ElwoodP 23 days ago
Yes, Calvin, try that and learn a BIG lesson.
Plumb.Bob Premium Member 23 days ago
I am in the middle of an Einstein biography and the man himself explained it fairly understandably with a thought experiment. A kid on a moving train is bouncing a ball. To everyone on the train the ball looks like it hits the floor and bounces straight back into the kids hand. But if one could see through the train walls and watch while standing on the embankment next to the train tracks the bouncing ball would be moving sideways and in a v/w pattern. So for the people on the train the time it takes to bounce that ball is longer (time slows down more the faster you go.) than if they were standing still. Now if the train was travelling West, it would be doubly so because time is a distant relative and there is a lot of catching up to do especially if they live in Peoria.
delennwen 23 days ago
So does this confirm that they live in the Eastern time zone?
Angry Indeed 23 days ago
And where did Calvin get his odd take on reality? Questions, anyone?
brick10 23 days ago
There there be dragons!
formathe 23 days ago
Better to lie to your kid than except you don’t know the answer and are too lazy to educate yourself.
elgrecousa Premium Member 23 days ago
Calvin’s interactions with his father offer some of the best Watterson strips.
KEA 23 days ago
This is why I’m against homeschooling
goboboyd 23 days ago
Dadsplaining. May warp you for life.
anomaly 23 days ago
The Theory of Relativity: Your relatives are all nuts.
DKHenderson 23 days ago
Notice that Calvin did, in fact, ask his mother first, and got an answer. He apparently assumed that her answer was wrong, and went looking for Dad. Why did he ask her in the first place?
CeceliaWD Premium Member 23 days ago
I love Calvin’s parents. Also, the nut does not fall far from the tree.
jasonsnakelover 23 days ago
Now what’s the law of relativity?
ChuckAnziulewicz 23 days ago
Yes, Calvin, PLEASE go tell her that.
sperry532 23 days ago
That is just mean. Snerk.
Holden Awn 23 days ago
While Calvin’s dad is ingenious at subtly punishing his wife for giving birth to Calvin, he also builds obstacles to there ever being even the possibility of another pregnancy.
waynemadison 23 days ago
Yeah, see how that works out!
zxcar1 23 days ago
I love how some will admit, “I’m not an expert in this field” and then continue on with what they think are the facts. Hairy sticles!
Here’s a simple version of the time and gravity connection. Take a rubberband and draw equal segments on it equating to seconds, minutes, whatever. Now let the band represents time and if one stretches it—representing an outside effect on time, time changes.
ron 23 days ago
Way not to go Dad, setting Calvin up for a nasty rebuke from Mom!
glowing-steak32 23 days ago
This being the early ‘90s, mom’s gonna clobber dad.
'IndyMan' 23 days ago
If I were you, Calvin, I wouldn’t say a thing to Mom about what Dad said……….unless you want to witness a ‘knock down, drag out’ fight between them and Dad coming out the ‘worst for wear’ ! ! !
mistercatworks 23 days ago
Poor Einstein – all that tensor calculus for this.
Bilan 23 days ago
Dad must know what he’s talking about. He read the patent.
tarnsman 23 days ago
When my wife and I flew back from Japan, we left Tokyo at 5:30 Friday afternoon. We landed in San Diego at 7:30 Friday morning. Yes, we actually landed BEFORE we took off. They say you can’t be in two places at the same time, but at 5:45 Friday afternoon we had just left Tokyo and at 5:45 Friday afternoon we were approaching Dallas.
mindjob 23 days ago
Too bad they don’t have Concorde jets anymore. I always wanted to fly to Hawaii and get there before I left
liberalnlovinit 23 days ago
Nobel Prize for all THAT?!?
David Rickard Premium Member 23 days ago
Is there a reason Calvin’s Dad wants to spend the rest of his life celibate and on the couch?
willie_mctell 23 days ago
Boy, all the science fiction stories I read when I was a kid were wrong. Coming home from a space journey to find your loved ones dead or nearly.
ehs2 23 days ago
I was going to say that’s where Calvin gets his devious behavior
Curiosity Premium Member 23 days ago
A Very bad suggestion.
Steverino Premium Member 23 days ago
Einstein married his cousin, who had large breasts. That’s when he came up with the theory of relative titty.
HodgeElmwood 23 days ago
Don’t tell her that yet, Calvin. Wait until dad has a running start.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 23 days ago
And Mom will tell you to sleep on the couch tonight. After you wash the dishes.
rgcviper 22 days ago
Go tell her that, Calvin. I dare you. : )
Dad may be experiencing the theory of relativity as a result, if so …
kartonbogi 22 days ago
Ask them about child birth, I bet their answer will differ.