Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for April 25, 2024

Is he very likely to enter the water?

That is one heroic qat.

Well-trained in mouse-to-mouth.

Love how the ears are poking out of his hat.

“Get out of the water ‘cause I ain’t coming in after ya.

Catfish.

Will you save me if I flounder, qat?

I wonder how long it takes to assemble the outfit— and can he really blow that whistle?

Hmm. No tail fin. I don’t think he’s leaving that chair.

I have this shirt, the reverse image is on the back.

World’s biggest litter box….

I don’t feel very safe swimming at this beach

from the song “I want to be a lifeguard” by Blotto:I, I, I want to be a lifeguard (be a big man, now get a great tan, now)I, I, I want to guard your lifeI, I, I want to be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)Sitting on my chair (lifeguard)In the salty air (lifeguard)White stuff on my nose...