I think it was Steve Martin who said what if when you die, it’s whatever you always thought it was. Pearly gates? You got it. Allah and co? All yours. Nothing at all? Could be. Or, was it George Carlin?
Is this the Rapture.. the eschatological position held by some Christians, particularly those of American evangelicalism, consisting of an end-time event when all dead Christian believers will be resurrected and, joined with Christians who are still alive, together will rise "in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air.
Cpeckbourlioux 24 days ago
I think it was Steve Martin who said what if when you die, it’s whatever you always thought it was. Pearly gates? You got it. Allah and co? All yours. Nothing at all? Could be. Or, was it George Carlin?
Zykoic 24 days ago
Queue up Norman Greenbaum’s “Spirit In The Sky.”
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 24 days ago
I can see up her dress!
PraiseofFolly 24 days ago
The “Capture” — carpet dust mites sucked up into Hoover®.
tremaine53 24 days ago
Judging by the lack of ruffled clothing, it would appear they aren’t going very fast. Guess they’re not in a hurry.
tremaine53 24 days ago
Note to self: If this illustration is to be believed, heaven is positioned at a 45 degree angle from earth. Good to know, when calculating propulsion.
Rev Phnk Ey 24 days ago
Wonder what they wear in heaven. White robes? Who has the concession? do they have to be laundered? One size fits all? etc., etc.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 23 days ago
Is this the Rapture.. the eschatological position held by some Christians, particularly those of American evangelicalism, consisting of an end-time event when all dead Christian believers will be resurrected and, joined with Christians who are still alive, together will rise "in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air.
Linguist 23 days ago
Heaven’s located somewhere above Uranus.
Stephen Gilberg 23 days ago
If this is supposed to be funny, I don’t get it.
chromosome Premium Member 23 days ago
Why does this remind me of the flying toasters that used to be on old Macintosh screen savers?
6turtle9 23 days ago
Heaven’s only a mirage until you bring it down to earth.
6turtle9 23 days ago
We gotta get out of this place
If it’s the last thing we ever do
We gotta get out of this place
‘Cause girl, there’s a better life for me and you