Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for April 27, 2024

Oh, THAT Henny Youngman. (Barkeep, another Gaspachotini and keep ‘em coming’)

Asks Dinkle the Unlovable Loser. Maybe he interested in yours offer.

So he is meet the hitman at the bar eh.

“Take my wife, or take my life. Either way, it will be quieter.”

What else could he possibly mean?

Couldn’t he just say “Please!”?

“Er.. I would take your despised wife if it were not for the fact that she’s despised. Tough it out, boy. Tough it out.”

I think Henny Youngman’s version has more punch. It’s all in the pause.

Even worse than Leroy and Loretta.

Please.