That´s what mommy said.
Guess there’s no reason for Ted to try dating.
“And for starters … Don’t leave a coffee stain on the table under this cup!”
That coffee must be dark roast.
I’d say put a little sugar in it but that never works with my wife either.
It’s a bitter brew. Of course things didn’t work out any better with the caramel mockiato.
Who needs coffee, I’m married and have a boss.
I like a nice hot cup of coffee, but if it ever starts scolding me, I’m swearing off.
lmao
Ted soon discovers lukewarm.
But later on, he’ll go to a bar where the peanuts are complimentary.
Those really fast “expressos” can really “chap your chinos”…
Before there were TED Talks, there were TED listens.
Those *()&)( typos.
“What a difference a (d)A makes”!
You miss one letter and everybody is on your case about it.
John Deering and John Newcombe
John Deering
Jml58 23 days ago
That´s what mommy said.
purepaul 23 days ago
Guess there’s no reason for Ted to try dating.
PraiseofFolly 23 days ago
“And for starters … Don’t leave a coffee stain on the table under this cup!”
Doug Taylor Premium Member 23 days ago
That coffee must be dark roast.
Slowly, he turned... 23 days ago
I’d say put a little sugar in it but that never works with my wife either.
P51Strega 23 days ago
It’s a bitter brew. Of course things didn’t work out any better with the caramel mockiato.
CrzyDyeman 23 days ago
Who needs coffee, I’m married and have a boss.
ladykat 23 days ago
I like a nice hot cup of coffee, but if it ever starts scolding me, I’m swearing off.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 23 days ago
lmao
Zen-of-Zinfandel 23 days ago
Ted soon discovers lukewarm.
The Brooklyn Accent 23 days ago
But later on, he’ll go to a bar where the peanuts are complimentary.
Iffy-Guile Biscuits Festive Holiday Hotfoot Revue 23 days ago
Those really fast “expressos” can really “chap your chinos”…
Frank Burns Eats Worms 23 days ago
Before there were TED Talks, there were TED listens.
rugeirn 23 days ago
Those *()&)( typos.
Curiosity Premium Member 23 days ago
“What a difference a (d)A makes”!
eddi-TBH 22 days ago
You miss one letter and everybody is on your case about it.