9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 07, 2000

Transcript:

Edda sits at a table and thinks: "The world is barreling toward a war-scourged fiery doom, and we're all helpless to do anything about it." Gran exclaims to Edda: "SIT UP STRAIGHT YOUNG LADY!" Edda answers: "Oh, sure...And as hideous swift death consumes us all in one agonized millisecond, we can take comfort that our spines are properly aligned!" Edda says to Juliette: "I swear, sometimes that girl of yours is positively incoherent!" Juliette prays and thinks: "Please, Lord, not the posture wars again."