9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 17, 2000

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A telephone cord appears. A telephone cord appears. A telephone box appears with its cord extended. A telephone cord appears. A telephone cord appears. A telephone cord appears. A telephone cord appears. A telephone cord appears. A telephone cord appears. Juliette appears peeved and says: "My divorce most certainly did not leave me with a fear of physical closeness."