9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 09, 2001
Transcript:
Edda and Juliette are sitting on a couch. Edda asks: "What do you think space aliens would name our planet?" Juliette answers: "Well, if they're like traditional explorers, they'd name it according to some predominant trait that typifies all there is to know of our world." One alien in a spacecraft says: "We're passing Planet Sitcom." Another alien replies: "Don't even slow down."