9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 13, 2001
Transcript:
Panther Woman is swinging from a vine. Edda's voice breaks into the scene, saying: "Mom, I was thinking..." Edda says: "...about why people fantasize...Is it because we have no other way to escape the leaden pedestrianism of our puny lives?" Panther Woman is swinging from a vine and thinks: "Wow!...I just fantasized that I was a tired college professor with a Ph.D in Biochemistry and a really annoying daughter."