9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 10, 2001
Transcript:
Superlative girl stands before a tank. Caption reads: "Super Personage Handbook, Rule No. 1: Never do requests." In the tank sits an elderly couple. The old man asks: "Would you mind if my wife unloaded a few rounds now? She's been itching to do something antipersonnel."