9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 12, 2001
Transcript:
A student says to Juliette: "So my main objection to my exam grade is that it feels like a punishment for being wrong..." Juliette grumbles. The student complains: "...And I mean everybody thinks your grading system is so..." Juliette leans forward on the table, burying her face in her wrist and forearm. She says: "I think I need help..." Juliette says: "My chest...Get help... ...It's life-threatening." Her student asks: "...Dr. Burber?...Are you okay?" Juliette's student asks: "Life-threatening!?" Juliette answers: "Yours...If you don't get help."