9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 21, 2001
Transcript:
Juliette says: "It turns out I have an ulcer...I have to rest and eat bland food until they tell me otherwise." Juliette's substitute says: "Well, I'll keep giving your lectures until you're better. When do you think the doctors will let you come back?" Juliette asks: "What doctors?" Gran and Edda are standing by Juliette's bed. Gran says: "She's looking pale to me." Edda says: "Alright...Phone privileges are revoked."