9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 05, 2001
Transcript:
A student approaches Juliette and says: "Just because we don't study, I don't see what gives you the right to call us a bunch of shirking, lazy, mouth-breathing slugs." Juliette looks at the student. The student looks intensely at Juliette. Juliette replies: "Tenure." The student says: "Oh."