9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 12, 2001
Transcript:
Edda asks: "Why do boys on dates act like such absurdly dippy clowns?" Juliette says: "Basically, awkwardness and an intense desire to stand out among the other bucks in the herd." Edda asks: "Will it be any different when I'm in college?" Juliette replies: "Oh, most distinctly." Juliette says: "Their mothers won't be driving the car."