9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 08, 2001
Transcript:
Juliette is putting on makeup. Edda asks her: "Mom, don't you think you could lift the ban on my wearing makeup to school?" Juliette says: "Honey, I know the other girls wear it, but it's not something essential." Edda sulks. Edda walks away saying: "I suppose you're right...After all, I [written in bold italics] don't need it." Juliette replies: "Don't try italics on me."