9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 02, 2001
Transcript:
Gran is sitting behind a stand, which Juliette approaches. The stand reads: "Straighten out your brats $2.75/HEAD." Juliette turns away and puts her face in her hands. Gran says: "Find something to do, you said...Start up a cottage industry, you suggested...I swear, sometimes there's no pleasing people."