9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 11, 2001
Transcript:
Edda says to Gran: "Just because I was talking to mom about the anatomical manifestations of aging doesn't mean you have to get angry." Gran says: "Don't forget, I not only possess offensive remark detection technology...It's supported by cutting-edge T.I.P." Edda asks: "T.I.P.?" Gran answers: " Taking It Personally' first-strike capability." Edda sits on a couch with Juliette and says: "No wonder you can never apologize fast enough."