9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 13, 2001
Transcript:
Juliette says: "I'm off to bed...Good night, mother." Gran replies: "I hope you brushed your teeth." Juliette raises her finger and says: "I would answer that question, except that I am not a child and feel, on principle, insulted by questions as regards my habits in dental hygiene. Gran gives Juliette a stern look. Juliette is brushing her teeth. Gran is watching her.