9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 15, 2001
Transcript:
Amos says: "I wish you'd tell me what it is about me you don't like." A girl replies: "You're psycho." Amos asks: "Is it my personality? Is it a social thing?" The girl replies: "You're psycho." Amos asks: "Are my belief systems not entirely to your tastes?" The girls answers: "You're psycho." Amos asks: "How will we ever have a relationship if you don't open up to me?"