9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 30, 2001
Transcript:
A train is rushing down its tracks. Edda is tied up and lying across the tracks. Edda shouts: "X=2.473ml! For Mercy's sake! X=2.473, 2.473ml!" Sister Aramus says: "There's the bell!...Put down your pencils." Edda leans forward on her desk. Amos says: "Wow!...You just finished in time."