9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 06, 2001
Transcript:
Edda and Gran are shopping at a clothing store. Gran says: "Loud...TIght...Revealing..." Edda holds up a blouse and says: "Sturdy...Durable... ...On sale." Edda is wearing the blouse she bought. Juliette says: "You're actually telling me Gran bought that blouse for you?" Edda replies: "We split the cost... ...She provided the money, I provided the semantics."