9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 09, 2001
August 08, 2001
August 10, 2001
Transcript:
Juliette says: "I just stumbled across this essay I wrote in school about all the things I aspired to be when I grew up." Edda asks: "And which of them happened?" Juliette says: "Well...I'm a woman." Gran says: "Somebody hasn't stirred her stumps and made her bed yet." Juliette appears peeved and says to Edda: "Well...I'm female."
