9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 17, 2001
Transcript:
Juliette says: "I know it's none of my business, but I just want you to be careful this time..." Her colleague is floating in the air." Juliette says to her levitating colleague: "You may feel ecstatic now, but every time you fall in love, the guy turns out to be a jerk and you get hurt." Juliette's levitating colleague asks: "What makes you think I'll allow that to happen this time?" Juliette replies: "Gravity."