9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 08, 2001
Transcript:
"According to my calculations, Amos becomes infatuated with a girl on avereage, four times a week." "Is there a moment in life when you come to realize that you fell truly in love?" "For me it was when I found myself before a judge while my lawyer and your dad's lawyer squeezed every drop of money from my open veins." "That's when I realized the only possible explanation was that I had been in love." "Come on mom, cut through the schmaltz."