9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 22, 2001
Transcript:
"I'd just like to take this moment to issue a very special seasonal message of thanks. Bearing in mind such objections as might arise due to incompatibility with religious rites, secular proscriptions, ethnocentric practices, national observances, judicial injunctions, sociopolitical conflicts and questions of taste and fashionability, coupled witht he desirte to give offense to nobody." "Thanks."