9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 11, 2001
Transcript:
"Why is it that no matter what profession men traditionally practice, music, cooking, digging holes, drawing cartoons, whatever, they resent and try to exclude women in their field?" "It has been postulated that men have a psycho-gynophobic mother-hatred complex bound up with deep-seated fears of emasculation." "Oh." "Also, girls have cooties."