9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 24, 2002

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Edda: "Look at those large, innocent, trusting eyes..." Girl: "Look at those large, innocent, trusting eyes..." Since I'm your baby-sitter, I was planning to get you a birthday present...Is there something you'd like?" Girl: "More than anything, peace on Earth and universal goodwill." Edda: "Um..." Girl: "Don't worry...I anticipate bargaining down." Edda: "How about a scooter?" Girl: "Actually your tortured body language was gift enough."