9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 14, 2002
Transcript:
Juliette: "Look at her...She's been sitting there for an hour now, without uttering a word." Gran Juliette: "She's just waiting for me to crumble and ask what's wrong so she can give me...THE ANSWER!" Juliette: "Mother, is something wrong?" Gran: "Nothing in the least is wrong...Why would anything be wrong?" Juliette: "I knew it! I got...THE ANSWER!" Edda: "My real fear is that this behavior might be genetically encoded."