9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 01, 2002
Transcript:
Amos: "Please, I beg of you, do not beat me...I loathe it when people resort to violence." Amos: "On the other hand, I like to think of this as stopping a terrorist in his formative stages, you malodorous coward." Amos: "These April Fool strips come around way too infrequently."