9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 08, 2002

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Edda: "How do you keep such a great figure?" Juliette: "Well, it's a combined regimen of sensible diet, daily workouts..." Juliette: "...and enough wire in my foundation wear to disrupt microwave signals over a five mile radius." Edda: "I always wondered why aircraft avoid our house."