9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 16, 2002
Transcript:
Juliette: "You insist you look dreadful in any dress...So you might as well wear a garbage bag?" Edda: "The mirror doen't lie." Juliette: "Well, if that's the case, let's try to set it off with a string of pearls." Edda: "On the other hand, why squander a perfectly good garbage bag?" Gran