9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 19, 2002
Transcript:
Amos: "My schedule?...Let me see...From 9:00 to 10:00 I have Trigonometry..." Guidance counselor: "Okay...That's your Math." Amos: "...And at 10:15 I go to French class..." Guidance Counselor: "That's you Language Arts." Amos: "...Then generally from 11:30 to 1:00 I'm tormented and beaten up by troglodyte jocks.." Guidance Counselor: "...um..." Guidance Counselor: "...Okay...right...That's your socialization..."