9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 06, 2002

Transcript:

Sister Aramus: "Given the enlightened value we place on life in all its forms, how do you think modern humankind will distinguish itself from our forbears upon the inevitable discovery of sentient extraterrestrial beings?" Edda: "By assuring these beings of our respect for the sanctity of their civilization and social institutions." Sister Aramus: "A very important first step." Amos: "Excuse me, will this be before or after we've assessed how they taste on a sesame seed bun?"