9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 15, 2002
Transcript:
Amos: "How come you never fall in love with me?" Mary: "Let's just say it's Kismet." Amos: "You mean it's the 1953 stage extravaganza, with music appropriated from Alexander Borodin, starring Alfred Drake, Richard Kiley, Joan Diener and Doretta Morrow, which ran for 583 performances?" Mary: "Sure, okay, that's what I mean." Amos: "Lousy, rotten, musical theater."