9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 28, 2002
Transcript:
Edda: "I'm wearing the right jeans, the right shoes...I sat in the right car, drank the right cola and used the right hair conditioner." Edda: "Based on the testimony of their advertising agencies, those products have now endowed me with enough sex appeal to turn the dynamos at Hoover Dam." Amos: "HOLD ON!...Nope, sorry. My heart did not go pitty pat." Edda: "There are going to be some very shocked advertisers out there."